Tuesday, March 17, 2009
I was always jealous of all those kids who get to ride around in cool little kick scooters. Why do kids always get to do fun looking things, and adults have to act all serious and annoying? Why do they get to have all the fun? It doesn't make sense. Luckily, a company called Xootr felt the same way, and invented a bunch of cool kick scooters ONLY for adults! So, to all you little kids out there, this is NOT for you! Don't even try to buy one of these because you aren't allowed. Besides, how could a little kid afford to buy a cool Xootr scooter? I guess adulthood does have its privileges!
Anyway, I have a Xootr MG and it is AWESOME! Seriously. Not only that but you get to take it on the subway with you and you can go into stores and movie theaters and everywhere else without anyone giving you any grief. It's wayyy smaller than a bike! And it's good in that it helps you get a lot of exercise! AND it looks cool!*
By the way, some people might not think riding a xootr is cool. In fact, you might be called a geek or a nerd. Rest assured the real reason is because these name-callers are just jealous! Jealous that they don't have a cool Xootr MG like you!