Something else I wish I could have

This awesome table can double as a desk, dinner table or work space. It's very cleverly designed, and it's made with recycled and earth-friendly materials. The only thing is it costs over $2,000. That's a bit much, but I guess sometimes eco-friendly stuff costs more to produce.

Anyway, the table also comes in red. Maybe I can volunteer to work at this company (Um Project) and get this table as part of my payment. I can sweep their floors full-time or answer phones. I don't mind. I can also organize or file or go on coffee errands (like the girl in Devil Wears Prada).