If you have trouble waking up in the morning, like I do, try using this alarm above. This is how it works: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound.

This alarm is a great idea and all, but I would need one that also simultaneously makes eggs along with the bacon. I don't like to eat bacon alone. That would be like eating donuts without milk, or pizza without pepperoni! Sacrilege! Blasphemy! Heresy!!

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